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New [Jersey] Is Better Than your state by far, one of the many reasons for this is a rather eliquant vocabulary during the midst of a rather large ass whoopin, in wich you and your heads get beat down by a 4 to 1 ratio, NJ Girls Are nOt [Trash], They are infact some of the most beautiful albeit opinionated women in the world, They will speak their mind instead of quietly waiting for their"turn" or "chance to speak" NJ Guys Will probably think they are better than you. Thats only because we are. We Are all self centered egotistical dicks. Its true When Driving we tend to tailgate and brake infront of tourists and fellow jersyians for laughs. Because unlike many other states each of us knows instinctively how to drive from birth. and so drag racing and other such fun road games are common place In nj there are at least 20 million diners that are opn 24 hours and each serve authentic [food] .. we have the best resturants [outside] of [new york] , some even [better], Aside from the safest cities in the country we also have the most dangerous, Places Like Newark Camden and Elizabeth, Stand in contrast to a town such as Alpine ([Home] of million+dollar celbrities like Eddie Murphy and Chris Rock, Jay-z, Mary J Blige etc.) Nj Is and should be labled as a country unto itself. Origanal dialect, Mostly a hybrid of New York City And Phili "tawk" (that being one example , Others include Yo Bro [Mad] Fuck Shit [Word] Word up Word is bond.. among others Nj Does not smell like shit EVerywhere only in port cities close to [new york] ,As new York Pays Nj To [ship] [Garbage] to staten island.Lets Face it New York SMells. Its Natural. Aside from Numerous Mob Films being shot here (The GodFather) THere are several places with ditches dug from real life mafiso located throughout, A common Joke is that if jimi Hoffa ever turns up itll be in the meadowlands of north Nj. [Home] to the best beaches in the country, the act of going to one is referred to by "Goin Down The Shore." It could mean numerous places Such As Seaside Heights ,Cape May or {Atantic City] or Asbury Parkto name a few. A Mall or 8 are always within a halfhour drive no matter where you are in the state Njs attitude i feel can be sumed up in the styles/demeanors of these famous people redman, Jay From Jay and silent [bob],Kevin Spacey,Meryl Streep, Zakk Wylde,Jack Nicholson.. All of witch Grew Up goin To [massive] house parties,that ended with a bon fire in the woods, And none of witch haved ever asked for a hero or hoagie, or pumped their own gas.

Some Guy:"You From [New] [Jersey] ?" NJerseyian:"Fuck Off,Im mad [late] yo... Bitch"

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ok, theres alot to say about this [DISGUSTING] state. i live in NJ and it is embarassing to admit that. New Jersey is the most filthy, horrible, [WHORE] filled state you could EVER visit. all you see here are DIRTY beaches and grimy people. everybody is RUDE and closed minded. the people are usually unfriendly, ugly, steroid injecting, "drama" obessed [townies]. everybody looks EXACTLY alike; they all shop at 'bebe', 'Abercrombie & Fitch', and '[Hollister]' because they are conforming elitist scum. everybody tries to be tough gangstas but they are just scared little [bitches]. it is IMPOSSIBLE to have a conversation about music or art because NJ people will be too busy talking about the gay [ass] episode of 'The OC' they saw last night, and go "OmG!1!!1, aDam BRodY is sO0o HawWt!". STFU [whore]! the girls here are bitchy, mean, overly tanned sluts who have severe anger and self image problems. they die their hair like 50 thousand differnet shades of [blonde] and light [brown] (and it looks REALLY bad). all of them are UNINTELLIGENT posers who will sleep with anything that moves. NJ girls look exactly alike, its impossible to tell anyone apart. NJ guys are so incredibly UNattractive. all of them are meat heads who inject steroids into their [ass] and play sports all day. they will put down anyone who is socially unacceptable or not involved in typical 'guy' things. they all wear the most ridiculous, crappy, clothes you will ever see (like tight [ass] shirts that show off their ARTIFICIAL MUSCLES and $200 jeans that look like they were attacked by a friggin [dog] because of the rips in them). there are no NJ guys worth looking at. the people in new jersey are ALL the same, there is NO diversity whatsoever. if you dont like the yankees, talk a certain way, or spend $400,000 on a car you will be ousted from the group. another disgusting and embarassing thing about NJ is the Jersey Shore. this place makes me sooo [mad]. its basically the grimiest, bitch filled area you could ever go to. its just so DIRTY and there really are no good people who go there. its a slimy place where FRAT boys and SORORITY girls go to make complete asses out of themselves by getting [drunk] and contracting HIV from each other. its actually kinda of funny to watch because its so easy to make fun of them! basically, NJ is a bad place where no one should go. i cant imagine why anyone would want to live/visit here on their own free will. theres nothing worth seeing. one piece of advice: STAY CLEAR AWAY FROM NJ! instead, go [scrap] your eyes out with a dull blade, it will be less painful.

[New] [Jersey] is a DIRTY [place].

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South Jersey North Jersey Both Need To Be Just one Insead of Always Hating On Each Other. We Stil Jerseyans lol and we Got Jersey Additude... Most Famous People Hate It To Love It Was Born In Jersey Whitney Houstan, Queen Latifah, The [Jonas Brothers] and Lauryn Hill and My Chemical Romance ect. [New Jersey] Have Been Named THe Best Place In America To Live, [New Jersey] Also Is in The Top Ten Richiest Places in America... We Got New York And Philly Accents And Jersey As a hole, We Have 8,724,560 Residents In Jersey So THe Smallest State But The best, We Got 711s /Wawas Everywhere Clean Air, And We Got THe Best Suburbs Out Of All THe Nations And Most Of Then Is aLso THe Richiest Places To Live, So Hate It Or Love it Jersey IT And Noother State Comes Close No COmparsions Theres Nowhere Better Than Jersey.

1.[New Jersey] has the highest population density in the U.[S]. An average 1,030 people per sq. mi., which is 13 times the national average. 2.[New Jersey] has the highest percent urban population in the U.S. with about 90% of the people living in an urban area. 3.[New Jersey] is the only state where all its counties are classified as metropolitan areas. 4.North Jersey is the car theft capital of the world, with more cars stolen in Newark then any other city. Even the 2 largest cities, NYC and LA put together. 5.[New Jersey] has the most dense system of highways and railroads in the U.S. 6.[New Jersey] has the most diners in the world and is sometimes referred to as the diner capital of the world. North Jersey has the most shopping malls in one area in the world with seven major shopping malls in a 25 sq. mile radius. 7.[New Jersey] has over 50 resort cities and towns, some of the nations most famous, Asbury park, Wildwood, Atlantic City, Seaside heights, Cape May. 8.Jack Nicholson, Bruce Springsteen, Bon Jovi, Redman, Das EFX, Naughty by Nature, Sugar Hill Gang, Lords of the Underground, Jason Alexander, Queen Latifa, Shaq, Judy Blume, Arron Burr, Whitney Houston, Eddie Money, Frank Sinatra, Grover Cleveland, all New Jersey natives. 9.New Jersey is home to the Miss America pageant held in Atlantic City 10.Atlantic City has the longest boardwalk in the world. 11. Tourism is the second-largest industry in New Jersey. 12.New Jersey has 21 counties. 13.

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