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To simply define Brenda would be to explain that Brenda is the sister of Karen. The same archetype sticks; Brenda also plays the role of the middle aged white [woman]. But unlike Karen, Brenda’[s] charm is seeped in delusion and a dogmatic belief system. Also unlike Karen, Brenda doesn’t need to be personally provoked. She is naturally angry and combative with everyone. A product of not being able to see the [truth]. Brenda likes to pop up on posts on the [internet] along with interrupt conversations that she is not apart of to interject her [opinion] via criticism. She’s the Christian [woman] who preaches all day about Jesus without following the good book herself. She’s convinced the commies are entirely to blame, everything is a conspiracy, she believes too much of what shes told regardless of how erroneous the claims may be and that lead poisoning made [America] dumb. Above all of the qualities that Brenda possesses her holier than thou attitude, incorrect world-view, inability to gain consciousness are what give her top shelf quality ignorance.

Brenda was out at the grocery store, preaching to anyone who would listen about the dangers of [communism]. She was convinced that the avocados were being poisoned by the commies in an attempt to destroy [America] from within. When a passerby pointed out that avocados [don]'[t] grow in cold climates and therefore couldn't be poisoned by anyone, Brenda just shrugged and said, "Well, the commies are smart. They probably found a way to make it happen. Brenda, upon seeing a rainbow: "Oh no, the [government] is using weather modification to brainwash us! Brenda, upon hearing that global warming is a real and serious issue: "That's just a conspiracy theory. The Earth has always had natural warming and cooling cycles. Brenda was having a dinner party and spent all day preparing for it. She was convinced that the government was trying to poison her through the [water] supply, so she spent hours boiling and filtering the [water] before using it to cook. Unfortunately, she forgot to filter the wine and served her guests a bottle of poison. When they all started feeling [sick], Brenda just shrugged and said, "Well, at least it wasn't the [water]. The government can't poison us through the wine." Brenda, upon being told that evolution is a scientifically accepted theory: "I believe in creationism. Evolution is just a lie that the government wants us to believe."

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