Weight
That last [time] I [pulled] more than my own weight I was exploited by the [whores] who turned a group home for the disabled into a retard sex cult.
Hym "Yeah, no... We're not doing that. I WAS helping and what happened? Called a [fucking] plagiarists because I [don]'[t] cite (explicitly) the names of [people] who prattle on about their right to not associate with me (Even though I was denied the right to not associate with the participants of retard sex cult). I'm helping everyone. Indiscriminately. For free. Need a Billion dollar movie? Here you go! Want to boost your ratings in a way that correlates 1 to 1 with dialogue I wrote? Sure, no problem. Need dialogue to make your narcissistic superman more compelling? 'He was worth more than all of you' Sound familiar? No? That was the thing I said about [Andy]! How about some allies? You need those? How about the quintessential smug liberal [atheist]? Wonder why he switched sides almost over night... 🤔 Does the world's most famous [atheist] not do that anymore? What happened there? Am I the [dragon] the most qualified psychologist on the planet imitates? Neat! Oh, no? I'm being hoisted by my own petard? Oh, ok. I see how that works. Does your ethical framework not apply to me? Oooh right I see. Cool. That's integrity. 'This is how [people] should BE in the world... Unless you're dealing with someone you [don]'t like... Then just do whatever it takes to spite them...' It's not that I'm not carrying my weight; it's that I'm carrying the goddamn team and nobody's reciprocating because me losing is more important than everyone winning."
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