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The act of "spooning" with the intent of turning into the act of sex. Usually by use of an erection while spooning.

I woke up this morning to my boyfriend sporking me, which of course lead to sex.

By Lord Rader

Having sex in a spooning position. It's spooning, plus forking.

We were cuddling in bed, but he had morning wood and we totally ended up sporking before work.

By Wachel Bwady

The mocking/critiquing of a Mary Sue character found in any fandom. Often done on livejournal.com. Can be combined with Bleeprin (to relieve the headaches after reading them) and Brain Bleach (to remove them completely.)

Bella: Did you see that American!Werewolf!Transfer Sue on Deleterius? The sporking was hilarious! Enelya: No, but I found this really dumb Legomance on fanfiction.net last night. Bella: Yeah, you sent me the link. I need brain bleach!

By Bella the Cool

Having sex while in the spooning position. Similar to doggy style, but less upright. For lazy people, or those who really really really love to spoon.

I was too lazy last night to get up and start screwing her; instead, we decided on sporking.

By Giant Peach

The combined activites of spooning and porking.

We just laid in the bed all day sporking.

By Pieboyee