What's on your mug?

83.33% of a potato

Some guy: Hey do you like potatoes? Some other guy: No i like potat more Some guy: ???????????????????????????????????

By DontSearchA

An empire run by Danny DeVito made up of stupid middle schoolers that have nothing better to do. There are 3 other empires that are known, Celery, Brocolli, and Carrot. The Potats are at war with celery. One potat is sadly the child of a celery so another potat has adopted them. Anyone can be a potato the only rule is that you can't be friends with broccoli or celery.

Potats are all mighty.

By astor_pigeon

Is best food for Latvian. Is much malnourish. If have potat, is probably rokk. You probably hallucinate. Sush is life. Please see politburo.

"What did one potat say to other potat?" "Make no sense. Who have two potat?"

By notwaffle

Someone sexually aroused by a potato

Yeah, that girl is such a potat.

By DatPotat

When you touch a person named Po in the taint

Did you like last nights Potat?

By Goatman73