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Used in the talking dead A creepy guy who sits on the porch being a creepy ass. This show is a porch dick to horses

Ahh look at that porch dick

By porch dick

An unemployed angry man/women who sits on there porch and continuously yells at people walking by.

"Mommy who is that man all by himself on the porch?" "Honey that is just a porch dick, don't make eye contact."

By BobSwaggins420

An overly aggressive jerk seeking to "mark his/her territory" by stalking you while remaining seated on his/her own front porch. Someone who shouts after you while seeming to enjoy the relative comfort and safety of their own front porch.

Rick's not after that guys wife, that guy was just being a Porch Dick.

By RuthieDoll

It's someone who yells at you or indulges in other dickish behavior toward you from the safety of their porch.

Old man River is such a porch dick. We're not even near his lawn, the sidewalk is for EVERYBODY !!

By Xev Savage

A dick who yells insults from his/her porch.

Pete from the Walking Dead was a total porch dick to Rick.

By KitKat69