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note to self

Spoken or demonstrative reminder to alter behavior or conduct a future task, often intended to be humorous or self-deprecating.

Note to self; think twice before walking backwards.

By kinsmed

note to self

A verbal quip that typically precedes a statement the speaker might remember. Typically used humorously, often in a denigrating fashion.

Note to self, flog Bill with a loaf of bread for that pun.

By ke6isf

note to self

A way of voicing a mental note when other people are around. It could be a lesson learned, a picked up piece of information, etc.

(After stepping into mud): "Note to self, don't wear Nike shoes in the forest next time!"

By Nadia

note to self

funny website where you can write advice for everyone to see www.ntself.com

Note to self, Check for dishes before pissing in the sink.

By ntself

note to self

an amazing song written and sung by [sonny moore], in the [time] that he was in the band [From First to Last]. <3

[Two] roads split off from here, and [my life] goes running in opposite directions. Exaggerating the barrier between who I am, and who I want to be. I wanted to be the breath of fresh air, When everything smelled so insincere. But this taste still lingers in my mouth, Deceit has ways of sticking around. And I'm ready to disappear, Vacation seems far(seems far) from here. Note to self: I miss you terribly. This is what we call a tragedy. Come back to me, Come back to me, To me. Note to self: I miss you terribly. This is what we call a tragedy. Come back to me, back to me, To me. I can feel my mind wandering again. Into where I dont know, and will I ever get home? [Time] starts moving faster than I can. And I'm sick of this [scene]; I need to [break] the routine. (repeat) [Two] roads... Split off from here, and [my life] goes running in opposite directions. Exaggerating the barrier between who I am and who I want to... Which part of me is [left]? I feel so close, and yet I am so far. Which part of me is lost? I feel so close, and yet I am so.... FAR!!!

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