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Used to refer to a person or an object that is from the country of Japan. Japanese people exhibit several noticeable characteristics: 1) Average height of a Japanese male is 5'7" but is gradually increasing because of changes in diet. Average height of a female is 5'4". 2) Average weight of Japanese people is significantly lower than that of other countries. However, it is also increasing because of changes in diet. 3) Japanese (like Koreans) are easily distinguishable from other Asians because they have the smallest eyes and flat faces. As a result, eye-widening surgery is by far the most popular surgery in Japan and Korea. This is evident in the way their celebrities look. 4) Baseball is by far their most popular sport, followed by soccer. 5) Are workaholics that live in a technogically advanced society, with world leaders in video gaming, automobile, and electronics companies. 6) Also tend to live in extremely cramped spaces, with half the population of the U.S. squeezed into a space the size of California.

"At the moment, anime and video games are the most prominent thing that are associated with the Japanese."

By Aki

A type of Asian. Their diet consits of rice and raw fish called sushi. Dolphins are an example. They are the one that makes everyday anime. Some of those anime are turned to hentai, which is basically cartoon porn. Many games come from thse people as well. Japanese of these have problems with fabricating history, mostly with the one having to do with World War 2.

Hanzo Hattori: What's your favorite sushi? Ayumi Hamasaki: Dolphins. Nobunaga Oda: Wanna watch anime with me? Osaska: Depends, is it hentai? MacArthur: Hey dude, remember Pearl Harbor? Shinto: Oh yeah. the one where those Vietnamese people pretended to be us Japanese and attacked you that started World War 3?

By LagunaBolt

1) A man, woman, or child who originates from Japan, otherwise known as the Land of the Rising Sun. 2) The group of people who the Chinese and Koreans appear to have an intense hatred for. 3) The group of people who has an intense hatred for the Chinese and Koreans. 4) The language I wish I could speak and read.

1) Hello, sir, are you Japanese? 2) Jesus, children draw pictures of Japan being nuked in China and Korea? 3) Holy shit, did the prime minister of Japan just implied that the Chinese and Koreans were inferior people? 4) Man, how I wish I knew this language so that I could watch anime and read manga.

By BusinessMan

the BEST ethnicity around!!! speaking as an indian american, if you go to japanese stores the food is good, and they think of every little thing. like the bean cakes have their own knife and little chopsticks!! and very innovative, too. great fashion, nice music, manga, video games, yogurt,and more!!!! whats not to like??

guy 1: mmmmm this is the best frozen yogurt ever, mmmm sugary and with unique, innovative toppings! guy 2: its japanese, idiot, what do you expect? guy 1: i am smitten by the japanese people, especcially their food. (even if im vegetarian!!)

By mmm yoghurt

the state of considering oneself nihonjin, a person of the empire of the red sun, or the language, nihongo日本語, tongue and pen of the red lighted kingdom below. Nihon, or, Nippon, is the Japanese word for japan and all its brought about chains of colonies and kingdoms descended from conquerors and immigrants dating back some millions of years, or thousands, according to western references descended from European book burners and historical thieves and counterfeiters, as the Japanese would say, for using their OWN historical archives, and storytellers. The idea that a million million authors like the ref., 'greek, Homer' would not be credited by Japanese people, is unheard of, or mocked or responded to violently and vehemently, by these said japanese historians and scholars.

"To speak Japanese, nihongo, one must forget the use of one set of dictionary definitions, and learn to read and listen in kanji ideals, likening to the fact that one word, in the course of others, beside it, can paint infinite definitions, for its use not alone, but often well associated with olde japanese poems and ideals." "The Japanese people, nihonjin, have long believed themselves to be the really, really, really interesting counterparts to everybody else's idea of broken languages, for in theirs will repair yours, quite readily, and many and more japanese people believe this to be true, always, for their languages have existed for untold, by some, but existed for millenia uncounted for countless ages, outside any modern calendar"

By Setsuko Kaguya