What's on your mug?

A super skinny iPod that can slip between the cracks in a couch, causing it to be lost for hours. This may cause people to flip the fuck out, literally cry like real liquid tears, and break lamps. If the girlfriend is the reason it got lost, it may result in both parties getting negative ass.

iPod touch owner: "dude i have to move the couch to find my iPod" MOVES TABLE, THUS KNOCKING OVER LAMP House owner: "alright, move the couch right into the fucking glass table!@!#$^&*" iPod Touch owner: Wah wah wah!!!!! Everyone else in the house: "Hhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahaha"

By Chorg

a common type of currency among delinquints, potheads, and thieves, always stolen and sold within hours

"i have 3 ipod touches, about two hundred dollars"

By theydontlikeyou

An ipod touch is an mp3 player. It has a multi-touch screen and is very similar to an iPhone. The 4th generation iPod touch(the newest) also has the capability to facetime with other iPods or iPhones. Since iPod touchs are made by Apple], that automatically makes them the best mp3 players that you can get.

zune owner: "dude check out my new mp3 player!!! ii's wicked cool man!!" ipod touch owner: "no waay!! what kind!?" zune owner: "a zune! i love it!" ipod owner: "oh...sucks for you. dude those things suck.especialy compared to my awesome new 64 Gb. 4th Gen. iPod touch!!"

By skilletfann

An overpriced piece of shit made by Apple. Known for being slow as fuck, blurry ass camera, screens shattering, for having really little RAM, a buggy OS, and broken touch screens in a month.

Faggot: Hey I got an iPod Touch! Me: Fuck that piece of shit, I have a Google Nexus 7 with Android 4.1 bitch! Faggot: *goes and cries*

By Rangahatimamangoyumterumgai

Apples latest attempt to bury the battery so deep in the innards of their latest anti-consumer piece of shit that you'll never get it out on your own... which is good for them, because now they can gouge you for a battery replacement, which is conveniently close to the price of a replacement player. You pay a fortune for something you don't actually own. You're only leasing it from Apple, who'll milk you yearly until you're good and sore. One day Apple will produce cars - they'll weld the gas cap shut. The Apple FanBoy Sheeple will defend the move as a "feature".

Ipod Touch: Bend over.

By TArne