A disgusting picture of a man stretching his anus extremely wide. One of the oldest jokes on the internet is to link the picture to internet forums and chatrooms, renamed to look like something else like "happybunnies.jpg" . Often causes people to freak out.
Gordon Shumway is Shocked if he sees Goatse. Ruby imagines Bob Shumway took his blue Hawaiian shirt off and Doing the goatse. Thomas freaked out about goatse
By MayDayMeh
When a guy spreads out his a$$hole with his hands as far as it will will stretch. Really gross. Sadly, it's normally one of the first things someone sees on the internet, whether they get emailed it as a joke (It says "Click here for cute bunny pictures" when it's actually goatse) or they just stumble apon it. It supposidly is a fetish for some. But, you just gotta think "Who the eff likes that?" since it's so gross. NOTE: If you're reading this because you don't know what goatse is, DON'T google it! You'll be scarred for LIFE!!
Guy1: *Opens email from Guy2* Guy2: *Laughs to himself, knowing that Guy1 is probably reading his email* Guy1: *Clicks on link from Guy2's email that says "Click 4 pix of hot chick* Guy1: *Sees pix of Goatse* EAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! *Gags*
By y in teh w0rld woudju c4re?
verb: to mislead someone into seeing an image that is wholly unexpected and either offensive or nauseating, preferably both. noun: anything that goatses someone. origin: the website goatse.cx, which was itself a play on the words "goat sex," whose home page photo featured, well, you don't wanna know.
1: That tinyurl link he sent was goatse - it goes to some fetish site. 2: Dude, if you goatse me one more time I'm seriously gonna home row you.
By soybomb
noun. 1. Infamous picture of Man with Wide Anus. 2. A prank to pull on people over teh internet verb. To fool a person into clicking said picture. _____ _____ /,,,,,\./,,,,,\ .__/__,,___|___,,__\__ (_____|/8888888\|_____) (_____|888888888|_____) (_____|888888888|_____) (____/,\8888888/,\____) ..|,,,,,,_| |_,,,,,,| ..|,,,,,/,,,,,\,,,,,| ..|,,,,,|_| |_|,,,,,| ..|,,,,,/.| |.\,,,,,| ..|,,,,/..|_|..\,,,,| ..|,,,,|..(_)..|,,,,| ..|,,,,|.......|,,,,|
Goatse is one of the best/worst photos up on the interweb.
By RROMM
A disgusting picture of a man stretching his anus extremely wide.
-Hey you know what goatse is? -no, what is it? -check this website out! -oh god it's horrible! -hahaha!
By Jack Wang 2