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When a black girl spreads her legs and ass cheeks and is ready for sexual intercourse.

Man - Ayo you lookin' thicker than a mf snicker. You ready to ghetto spread?

By WTFdidijustread

ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread INGREDIENTS 1 - shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast ) 1- bag of CLASSIC LAYS potato chips INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. - add noodles to water and then once noodles are cooked spread your noodles out on plastic bag then pour your bag of CLASSIC LAYS ontop of your TOP RAMEN -say your prayer then eat alone and make sure you don't let any of the bums see you making this or else your hungry ass wont be eating alone

"aye, TINY BABY FACE! after your break off for throwing your open bag of TOP RAMEN all over your celly, make sure to eat another ghetto spread for maximum results for your out date lil homie...and sound off when your done!!"

By young savvy IE WEST END PWG

What is a "ghetto spread"? A ghetto spread is exactly like a debit spread, except you don't buy/sell both legs at the same time. First, you buy a long call, then wait for the premium on your short call to be higher than the premium of your long call, and sell it.

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By chickengirlonhighness

When the toothless hooker down at the corner offers to spread her pancake ass flaps apart so you can jack off on her stained balloon knot.

Mark: "Man, after getting all boned up at the club back there I could really go for a ghetto spread!"

By SilentSyphon

When middle class white people can't afford to shop at M&S but need to serve snax and nibbles

Richard: hey Lauren, what are you bringing to the picnic later? I heard M&S were sold out of snax Lauren: Yeah mate it sucks, had to go to Lidl and pick up a ghetto spread

By GhettoDickie