What's on your mug?

a mans whose mother slept with many men of many races

i dont know who my father was, i am a real fruit salad

By SanGrial

A delicious mix of diced apples, cantelope, grapes, strawberries and many other types of fresh fruit. Sometimes eaten as a sidecourse to breakfast and lunch, or as a snack in itself. Great source of vitamins, and generally a nutritious, healthy snack for fat people.

Woo. Let's skip the burger and go strait for the fruit salad! I want to be skinny and have my bones stick out everywhere. Yum.. Ah.

By Antimyopia

its not an Ethiopian condom

Person 1: "dude did you eat some fruit salad?" Person 2:"yes, I ate some fruit salad." Person 1: "oh, okay. Cool." Person 2: "yeah, you bet." Person 1:"did you hear they're not Ethiopian condoms" Person 2: "I mean, that's pretty obvious" Person 1: "oh"

By Mangularis Angularis

Any assortment of gay people. This means they can be of different ethnicities, from different countries, whatever. It can even be another name for a Pride Parade. I don't mean to offend, because I myself am gay.

Friend 1: "Hey, do you see that fruit salad over there? Totally interesting!" Friend 2: "Yeah. I've never seen many gay people from different races before."

By Sanji21

A gay sex position when in an orgy, genitals are just rubbed together

Jim: Hey dude I bet that guy had some fruit salad last night Paul: no way dude. He's straight

By Louisiana Fast : )