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How a moron spells ese.

An essay is something you write for school, not a Mexican.

By WAGMIRE

a waste of time that MLA and APA supporters believe is not colossal enough in its time-wasting ability. used by professors whose sole dream it is to stop students from slacking off for the weekend. goes well with coffee.

I can't believe Mr. Smith just gave us that huge fucking essay! He's out of his mind. Jimmy, you can't go to the senior prom until you finish writing that essay.

By B-e-n

1. A composition that is usually a few pages long. 2. Something that evil English teachers assign too many of.

I have to write another English essay today.

By 5'11"Racer

An essay is a long-winded response sent via text message. These long responses characteristically come from people who express interest in a text message conversation, although this interest is in some cases overzealous.

When you have to use four messages to fit everything into your text, you are writing an essay.

By textking

a form of writing which will most likely ruin your life.

P1: "how did you go on the English essay?" P2: "I think I failed"

By querky