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Chud

1. An individual who exhibits excessive characteristics of douchery. Basically the bro you see at the bar wearing a Rugby shirt, anything Ed Hardy or alternatively a pink polo with a collar of the popped variety. 2. A combination of all the delicious bodily fluids found in a homosapien, (blood, saliva, sperm, urine, feces, vaginal liquid). -Note: So basically a bro The term ‘Chud’ is a HIGHLY offensive insult, and one should carefully consider if the intended recipient is truly worthy of being deemed as such.

*Husstopher (a normal lad) is patiently waiting at the bar to garner the attention of the local barkeep where he overhears two Chuds talking* Geoff: Yo BRO, I was at the Alanis Morissette concert last night and it was TOTALLY RIDONCULUS! Bryan: Off the hook bro..That’s awesome! What was the broccasion? Geoff: No broccasion bro. Oh SHIT! Your collar rolled down bro, re-pop that shit and let’s get some more Jagerbombs!

By Donald fon Ronsenburg

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