What's on your mug?

Scrumptious snacks that are appetizing

I’ll eat some children down at the buffet called kindergarten!

By EMSP420

A young human. What did you expect, me to diss them for acting their age? Of course not, that's ageist and disrespectful. All they are is our offspring. Dont like em? To bad, ya had sex which is only done for reproduction. So be a help to society and teach your children how to be productive members of society. Cuz its your fault if they grow up being spoiled brats who are dependent on you.

Its hilarious watching Bob's children play

By MrMrMemeyGuy

Things that suck you of life, and sponge up all your money.

Children, and why you shouldn't have them: Lisa: Hey!, are you going to Chris's get together party this weekend? Amy: No, sorry, i have to take care of the kids. Lisa: Ok. Wanna do down to the pub and buy a few drinks/cocktails? Amy: I would have loved to, but i had to buy the kids new clothes, groceries, and pay the Daycare fees and School tuitions. Lisa: Oh...

By Erik/Raoul

(Subway)Jared's favorite pass time. ;)

Jared likes his Children small and helpless.

By Idiot801

The worst disease ever.

Luke: Hey did you hear that nick got an STD from natalie? Carter: no. what did he get? Luke: children.

By themexijew