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Medieval Torture Devices that prevent you from both eating properly and speaking.

We gave him braces for 2 years. That should teach him not to steal.

By matchewg

Painful shards of concentrated hell cemented to your teeth for an amount of time that is never short enough. They are put there by sadistic psychopaths that enjoy inflicting pain upon others. Even after they are removed, the pain does not stop. It cannot be that easy, as you must wear a retainer for at least an eternity.

Braces are concentrated pain.

By ThisPseudonymIsMine

black and decker pecker wreckers...

She cant give him head... shes got braces.

By Emily

Torture devices that are suppose to straighten your teeth (or not). You'll be expecting frequent visits to a person you can/may never trust AKA the Orthodontist and they try to be nice by letting you change colors, 2 or more years of living hell, sacrificing eating some of your favorite foods, excessive pain, and your inner cheeks and lips being cut up by these. Consider yourself lucky if you don't have tooth/biting problems, but for those who do, beware and hope you don't get braces.

Guy 1: Hey I got braces and they hurt like hell. Guy 2: Damn that really sucks. I heard you can't eat Doritos and popcorn with these or the wires bend and they make you wear 'em for 2 or more years. Guy 1: Yeah. I might have to wear these longer if they do get bent. :(

By RSanYon

Devices of hell used by orthodontists claiming they will make you look "beautiful"

Friend 1:Hey I'm getting braces! Friend 2:Oh Lord Help Us! Friend 1: Wha...

By ninjaskwarrior