What's on your mug?

A short girl who is dummy thicc and intelligent

“Dude that chick is a Velma “

By Daddy khan

the dumb fucking whore from scooby doo, fuck that bitch, like why the fuck is she wearing so much fucking orange? like bitch we get it you’re an attention whore but you could of chose pink or some shit but ORANGE fucking O R A N G E ! you deserve no human rights, dumb fucking bitch.

yea velma from scooby doo, i ate that bitch

By velmahater445

A young man who finds it nearly impossible to achieve sexual pleasure because only whores will sleep with him. He is usually regarded by women as a friend, not a sexual being.

damn, son, until you get some REAL pussy you're just a Velma.

By Irish

Really? *Sigh* Ok... Fine. I'll say it. I liked it. Ya'll have me set up to be the only mf on the planet who didn't think it was shit. I thought the first couple of episodes were a little lazy but it had some funny moments. Some of the dialogue was a little on the nose but I donno. I enjoyed it enough to write about it.

Hym "Hohoho... For how (seemingly) progressive the writer's of 'Velma' are.... There sure was a lot of gender-binary affirming dialogue in it! The female self-defense class? The female neurologist? It's almost as if... They don't believe that gender is a social construct and doesn't exist on a spectrum! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"

By Hym Iam

Velma is an iconic, ginger-haired, specky beaut with absolutely no facial hair and certainly no dphysleksya. Velma works as a slave for sky bet and ladbrokes in which a cumulative loss of £10 a week makes Velma very happy. Velma also likes to wear skirts and lose her glasses in hope that she grabs the rugby boys attention. Velma is yes

Skite is calling Velmas name, Velma must go

By Daddy Fred