What's on your mug?

What straight guys and little girls both dream of getting.

Little girl to Santa Claus: I want Tits for Christmas. Santa: You and me both. Little Girl: But you've already got some.

By R. Hitchcock

1:womens breasts 2:good, tight, cool, awesome, off the meat rack

1:yo man, u see da tits on that gurl?! 2:yo i just picked up that new game, shit is tits!

By G-FLO

Items which should be on any menu. May come with a side portion of face spanking.

"Two portions of tits please. Cheers luv."

By Willysd

protrusions on womens' chests which have the power to attract mens' eyes

other terms for tits US: hooters, bazookas, gazongas, knockers UK: fun bags, Bristols, jugs, baps, melons, knockers FRANCE: Boules SPAIN: Cocos, domingas, tetangas, papayas JAPAN: Chi-chis CZECH REPUBLIC: Mliekarne (refers to a shop that only sells milk) RUSSIA: Grudis, siskis ICELAND: Bublur

By Adam

two glands located on a woman's chest that carries milk glands to feed the children, and NIPPLES FOR GUYS TO SUCK ON. Usually round with a variety of sizes, colorations, and shapes. also good for licking, smacking, twisting, pulling, headbutting, eating off of, and biting/nibbling.

This bitch has nice round perfect ass tits.

By Soultronics