ticket
the thing to do, sort of like the bomb diggity
Pete: "Whats up Kevin." Kevin: "Nothing, whats up with you?" Pete: "Nothing." Kevin: "Hey, guess what I did last night. I met a dirty Japanese whore at 2 AM and got my nob slopped for $10." Pete: "That's cool." (long, awkward silence) Kevin: "So......what did you do last night?" Pete: "Oh not too much. I rented an Escalade on 22's from Enterprise, wore my throwback and du-rag, and pretended I was getting a deal with Shady Records. I must have nailed at least 6 or 7 dumb hood rat bitches." Kevin: "That's the ticket."
By Nick D