In America, it is the only day of the year where it is guaranteed that almost every person within a 2,000-mile radius of you is eating the same exact meal at the exact same time.
Hey, Jim! What are you guys eating tonight? Oh, you know, just having some Turkey. No, way! That's what we're having tonight! Oh, man that's sick! My neighbors down the block are having Turkey for dinner too! Oh my God so are mine!!! Let's be best friends! Err... Happy Thanksgiving, Jim.
By BCB5
In 1621 A time where puritan pilgrims with pointy black leprechaun hats and Native indian americans joined together to have a feast of food to thank god for the blessings. Nowadays, fattening everyday american food, (like battered god knows what) is eaten to thank Colonel sanders for kfc and cholesterol.
Dude we should totally go to KFC for Thanksgiving! Please dont take this as an offence/insult americans, this is partly ment to be a joke.
By geminitwins22
A tradition started by the Indians to make the white folks get fat, so that when they get revenge and kill all of us in 2012, we'll be too fat and lazy to fight back.
Every ****ing year we eat way too much at Thanksgiving.
By Alex Zelking
A day that epitomizes how wonderful it is to be a gluttonous, fat, lazy American. A day to sit on stolen land eating food we may have never discovered and watch a sport that was copied from the very shores our ancestors so readily fled. Also conveniently situated on a Thursday, meaning most people end up with a 4-day weekend.
The origin of the word Thanksgiving: "THANKS for the gardening tips, Chief. We'll be GIVING you some blankets as soon as we get the ships unloaded."
By Sean Solo
a day that celebrates heling each other in times of need. also about killing native americans, but lets not think about that part.
white guy: happy thanksgiving! native american:i gave you corn, you killed my people...
By supercoolawsomefantasticguy