Table
the equivalent of fuck used mostly towards men. Also used to be as offensive as cunt is to women when used at men.
ex:1 Dude that guys such a table ex:2 what the table
By adoe26
What's on your mug?
Table
An elevated floor
My book is on that table
By Zimbaycoleo
table
Any (and I do man ANY) flat horizontal surface upon which one can arrange powder cocaine or methamphetamine in lines for the purpose of snorting through a straw. Drug users are a curious lot. The same doper chick who carries hand sanitizer around in her purse will do a line off the toilet in a public restroom in a pinch.
Loserdoperchick: "Hey, I scored some powder, you got a table in here?" Dude: "There's a CD case under your seat, but I thought I told you I didn't want that shit in my car. I've got a job and a reputation, you know? How do you afford it anyway since you're an unemployed junkie?" Loserdoperchick: "I blew some guy in the bathroom of the last club we were in." Dude: "Remind me why I put up with you again." Loserdoperchick: "Because when I'm fucked up, I take it in the ass like a pornstar." Dude: "Right."
By NotGuilty
table
n. It is in the middle and things are on it.
"that stack of trays makes a nice table!" man number 1: yo man you got a table so we can play cards? man number 2: yea dude just grab the garbage can and flip it upside down.. or the cardboard box with my school books.. girl: yes!
By collegekid111
table
To be flatchested and have 4 nips
Cover your table! Jenny stop showing ya table, ya hooliagn!
By Hitler's table Eleanor