What's on your mug?

sped + smart = spart, for when you want to offend and compliment someone at the same time. basically, a little bit of both

youre so spart

By adem_atas

When you think you're just going to fart, but sperm leaks out of your ass instead.

My girlfriend found out I was bi when I sparted at her family reunion.

By zzazz

The same as "cum".

"Mamma mia, spart in my mouth!"

By redarded

Sperm fart cocktail

After he shot his load up my hole, I woke up sparting all morning...

By Chaddaca

A difficult, and extremely dangerous manoever. It is where an individual simultaneously Spews and Farts. It can be improved by drinking copious quantities of Guinness and raw eggs.

Wow, after all of that egg-nog and Guinness, no wonder Michael Barrymore Sparted

By Shit-Legs