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A brain that has the quality of smoothness: having an even and consistent surface

Person 1: Wow! Person 2, I am feeling your exposed brain right now, it is so smooth and without wrinkles or blemish. Such a smooth brain! Person 2: Thank you, Person 1, your compliment is received in a sense of nuanced gratification. I can only imagine the physical ramifications of the immense, sweltering envy you possess as a result of the sheer superiority I display before you, both corporeal and cognitively. Person 1: Ok, jackass.

By Phil Johnson 47

A chill and easy going person who knows how to keep people happy, comfortable, and interested in life. From wherever begins to wherever it goes to. Lots of love to all the smooth brains out there.

I hope to read stories about people who had a moment where a smooth brain appeared and made an otherwise situation that much better.

By whatshouldIeatforlunch

If your brain is smooth, it means your dumber.

"You got a smooth brain?"

By Bob IS Joe

The term "Smooth Brain" refers to someone unintelligent, or an action that could be classified as unintelligent. Neuroscientists believe that the more folds your brain has, the more surface area neurons have, thus, leading to higher intelligence. However, without these folds, there won't be as large of a surface area for your neurons, which leads to idiocy, or Smooth Brainedness.

"This buttery smooth brained idiot stuck a goddamn fork in the power outlet." "That was the most smooth brained sentence I've ever stumbled across in my 25 years on this planet."

By Imagine Being Smooth Brained

It’s giving idiot, stupid, the incels of the world. The opposite of someone who can utilise their brain, no grey matter, nothing.

Shan is so smooth brained

By ShanHater47