What's on your mug?

Losers who aren't funny use this word every sentence to try and be funny.

Imagine a random mouse randomly wearing a random little shirt coming out of that random hole over there!

By Arran

1) adj. Having no specific pattern, cause, or objective. Often used in statistics. 2) The latest in a long line of buzzwords that teenagers use to replace meaningful conversation. Could be used as the focal point of the next general election campaign, eg 'We pledge to take forceful action against the word random, and against those that promote or condone its misuse, for example 14 year-olds. A special street task force will be created and empowered to clamp down on this blight sweeping our nation, using extreme force and/or death to eliminate offenders.'

- Take a random number and multiply it by itself. - We spoke to twenty random passers-by about this subject. or Person: Excuse me, do you have the time please? Idiot1: Monkey past cheese! Idiot2: Ha ha haha Random!! Idiot1: Haha hahaha! Person: Die you fuckers *opens fire*

By yashin

The latest rape of the english language

Shithead: Llamas are cool Shithead 2: Ha that was SOOO random dumb bitch: I was like, at this party? (sic) and this like random guy came up to me and just started talking to me? (sic) Me: Your a fucking moron

By Sequoyah

Impossible to predict

What you might have expected but also what you might never have is random.

By Nazeer Dadabhay

A word used entirely and explicitly by utter, utter cunts.

Cunt #1: LOL BADGER Cunt #2: OMG! RANDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By SIman