The short line used after a very offensive and usually embarrassing statement which supposeably makes everything the 'sender' said socially acceptable.
Leevon: OHH MYY GOD ALAA! Your such a little bitch ass, stupid pin dicked, cock sucking mother fucker who smells like absolute shit! no offense. =) Alaa: lol (OMG im so glad he said no offense or i would of taken it offensively)
By Wavell
What you say to someone when you purposefully and obviously mean something you said in an insulting way.
You are a niggerdouchefaggot bitch homo gayfuck bitch! no offense and you're retarded
By biathczsssww
A phrase someone uses to not offend someone when someone says something mean of hurtful. It literally makes the person feel offended.
Lily: No offense, Allie, but your annoying. Allie: Well, offense taken!
By Astr0n0va
A pre-statement that allows for any possible offensive or derogatory remark you are about to declare. As long as the offensive remark has this pre-statement in front, it is assumed that the declarer is not to be held accountable for the repercussions of the statement to follow. If this is declared post-statement, the safety net is somewhat removed, the statement loses some girth, and the speaker can be held accountable to the spoken words.
Example 1 Pre-statement: John: "No offense Betty, but you are the worst employee in this entire company and no one enjoys your presence. Also, I do not find you physically attractive and I think you are a bitch." Steve: "Dude, how can you be so harsh!?" Betty: "Don't be such a prude Steve, he said no offense first; it's cool bro." Example 2 Post-statement: Mike: "Wow Cindy, I cannot believe you slept with everyone on the 3rd floor, you are such a slut; no offense." Cindy: "OMG." Tim: "Mike - you're fired."
By Joey Fizzle
A warning that someone's about to offend the shit out of you
No offense but your face disgusts me
By Mr fathom