What's on your mug?

A person who's authorized to lie

My lawyer rocks .. all he does all day is come up with lies !

By ~SoNaM~

a teenager with severe mental issues

" look, it's lawyer! "

By lemonadelvrr

I get in trouble for arguing with my parents. But lawyers get paid a shit load of money.

Wow you see that bmw with a guy in a suit. must be a lawyer

By its ya boy...skinny penis

An individual who studies the legal system and then applies what he has learned according to his best interests completely absent of moral accountability for these actions. These objectives are achieved by manipulation of ambiguous rules and exploitation of technicalities while the individual is protected by claims or a moral/ethical duty to zealously advocate his or her client's position. In other words, one who uses the legal system to his or her advantage without having to feel guilty about the results of his actions. For example, the most applauded/rich defense attorneys are not rewarded for seeing that justice is done, but by insuring that it is not.

A lawyer is like a porn star. They're either going to fuck you or get you off.

By John Long III

A moral/intellectual mercenary. A lawyer will align himself to any cause, and will say anything regardless of truth and logic, provided it makes him money. It falls to lawyers to imprison the innocent and free the guilty. The job is lower than prostitution.

Lawyer: "My client cannot commit murder, he is insane!"

By cannon_fodder