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If you're a tourist, GREATEST place on earth. If you're a local, you hate it because its boring as shit, and the people you call "friends" are fake and shady. Oh and now the unemployment is the highest in the country, and so is the foreclosure rate. Word of advice, never move here, just visit. You'll hate it.

Tourists: "Hey lets go to Las Vegas, greatest city on earth!" Local: "Man fuck this city, everyone's fake as fuck, I fuckin' hate it here, I can't wait to move, fuck this bro, shitty town and even shittier people"

By FUCK VEGAS

A place where residents get pissed at the tourists taking all the space at resturants,stores,and most of all,parking space! But still,this place isn't bad just because what people say "there is a lot of hookers and drunks." Las Vegas is actually a great,beautiful place. Don't believe the people who hate the place. They probably hate it because they lost all their money on some slot machine in the MGM.

Person 1:Hey,want to go to Vegas? Person 2:Hell yeah! Person 3: Las Vegas is a bad place! Person 1 and 2:Shut up! Person 3:Why? Person 1: Because you're a pissy guy who probably lost all their money while gambling. Person 3: You're right. D:

By IamIceCreamManWoot

A tourist place that has a lot to do away from the resort area but not many tourists actually do.

Wow, I didn't realize Honolulu was so much like Las Vegas.

By mojave

I've lived in Vegas almost all my life, so this is what Vegas really is . It's hot . Really, really hot . It doesn't really get cold in the winter . It barely ever rains . Vegas is stereotyped . People see Vegas for the lights, clubs, and strippers . That makes up little of Vegas . Vegas is ghetto and full of gangs . Be careful who you talk to, or be prepared for a shootout . People in Vegas tend to have no common sense, and many are ratchets . There's long term projects that nobody ever finishes . Like Lake Mead . It's never NOT under construction . Vegas is an ugly place . There's no type of fun things to do for children under the age of 18 . There's one measly indoor amusement park called The Adventure Dome, and the rides get boring, and nobody wants to pay almost $30 to ride the same few rides over and over again . This is probably the leading cause of increasing gangs . True story .

*Going out of town* Person ; "Oh my gosh, you live in Las Vegas? How cool! Me ; Nah, not really. It's hot and there's nothing fun to do .

By VegasKidOriginal

A supermassive black hole that was moved from the center of the galaxy to right smack dab in the middle of the desert in nevada. It's gravitational force is so strong that nothng, not even your paycheck can escape its pull. As more of your money falls into the event horizon, vegas's mass grows ever larger.

Money caught, withen the gravitional pull of las vegas, gives off x-rays, detectable as debt here on earth, as it spirals down to oblivion.

By Accretion Disk