What's on your mug?

Hot, sexy, amazing lover.

I am so lucky to have a Kurt. He always satisfies.

By Shadrap

Cool, nice guy. Tied to the great Kurt Cobain, and is extremely respectable.

You a really are a Kurt.

By Fonethical

A super beast guy who has the ability to turn lesbian girls straight in 0.0021 seconds and he also sails which just makes him even more pimp. He also plays the electric triangle which is undeniably sexy.

Girl: I always thought Kurt was a sex god but then I learned that he sailed and I had no choice but to take my pants off.

By asdfasdfasdfsdasdfasd

Drop-dead gorgeous. My god! The name of an irresistible blonde babe so divinely attractive Aphrodite herself must have sculpted him out of pure fucking gold, charm and sex-appeal.

I can't take my eyes off of you Kurt... Can I please just touch you?

By xoncm

The sexiest man on the entire planet who own the world's largest penis. A Kurt is a porn star that usually gets paid $300,000 a year because his giant penis is in such high demand Kurt's usually make Ron Jeremy's penis look like a tiny centipede

" Wow did you see the adult film Kurt was in? He's penis was off screen!" kim kardashian " Kurt teared me a new ass hole last night!"

By yomoma245678