What's on your mug?

A guy with a MASSSSSSSSSSSSSIVEEEEE pp!!!!!!!! SO BIG

"Hey, that guy is called Jack." "Yea and he has a 19023810923819203801923812093 Inch pp!"

By The_Epic_PP_MAN

Jacks are classy people. They almost always have smooth skin that the ladies looove, and likes to stay out of drama! But, when a Jack gets into drama, he always backs off. A Jack is astonishinly good with th le ladies and can get pretty much any girl. We also cannot forget about their hair! A true Jack has nice, flowy hair and styles it amazingly. Jacks eyes are the best quality of him, and they always pop out and say, "I am rare, dont forget me."

Girl 1: Omg! Jack just asked me out! What should I say? Girl 1's concience: Of course say yes! Hes is so sexy and nice and he will treat you well!"

By Thezach25

Jack is an amazing person who can always make you laugh. He is sincere and kind and has awesome taste. Jack can read you like a comic book but only if he knows you well. Jack is smart and mature for his age, but can be funny and play around too.

Me: Hey, did you meet Jack? Friend Oh yeah! He's cool. What about him? Me: Well he's so nice and funny. I think I like him. Friend: That's awesome! Jack is really fun.

By Love Yourself and Everyone Els

Jack is the most perfect person. They have blue eyes that look like a clear ocean, and a smile that can light a whole room. Their jokes and pickup lines know no bounds, and put a comedian to shame. Their incredible height is as big as their personality. They insist that chivalry isn't dead and rush to open doors or pay for that special someone. Anytime you have a bad day you can talk to Jack. They are a shoulder to cry on and cry with. They hate to talk about themself but always want to hear about your day. They are very passionate but don't show it. They have a plethora of intelligence but claim it doesn't exist. Jack is the best person to have a movie night with. They love to cuddle and will curl up into your arms. They're always cold and will use you as their own personal space heater. They are always wearing hoodies and will trade their hoodies for their partner's. They have a wonderful fashion taste and can look good in any clothes, male or female. They spend all their time trying to please others; once they find that person who cares for them as much as they care for others they hold onto them. Jack is a caring person who gives their all to their friends and partners. They act nice to everyone until they aren't worthy of their affection. They only open up to the people who have gained their trust. Even then they don't tell that person everything. Jack is a great friend and even better partner. They make anyone's day better and hold a special place in everyone's heart.

Jack is a great friend I can't believe I've only talked to him this year.

By shortbi

Jack is the one person you want to hang around and be with. He is funny, random and he is truly "the shit".

Jack is the shit!!!

By Fat Link