Noun. Old cat. Usually one who thinks he's modern and hip, but is really whack old school clown. Tries to stay up on the latest hood slang and jargon but usually ends up landing on his rough end looking like a straight busta!
Peep this, Fam. Look at this substitute teacher we got?? Hambone got on orthopedic shoes and think we bout to do this work! Boy bye!
By Terry Bad Ice
The classic class of male from the late 90's who still thinks that highlighting his hair, shaving his entire body, wearing polos and necklaces, or using excessive amounts of hair gel is still cool. They're often found in gyms. Sometimes they can be used as a footstool after 5 PM. They are often "dude wasted", and give bro-grabs to other hambones. Hambones become "s-bones" after picking up an STD, not limited, but usually including, mouf herps.
The hambone lost in an obedience contest with a Golden Retriever, which involved difficult commands such as 'sit', 'stay', and 'talk'.
By jjusaaaack
Southern usa slang for penis.
"I'M goin down south get my HAMBONE boiled,these women uo north done made it spoiled." (FROM BLUES SINGER HAMBONE WILLIE NEWBURN)
By lowdown
one who wipes there ass with baby wipes, wears von dutch with perfectly waxed hair and uses expressions like "dude i was so drunk last night" while only drinkin minimal amounts.
Zack Dietrich hamboned it up when he said "sure ill come for a walk wit you guys"
By john london
A person who attempted (or was accused of attempting) rape sometime during their highschool career. Whether they attempted the act or not, some drunk female may have accused them of such. In an SNL skit with Will Ferrell, he gives a shoutout to "hambone! check it out! tried to rape a girl in highschool!", and thus this definition.
<Alex> Hambone! Check it out! I heard you tried to rape that Becky chick! <Harrison> Wow no. I definitely didn't try anything, stupid drunk girl. <Alex> ...we're still calling you hambone forever now.
By Harrison S