What's on your mug?

The act of taking another's precious possessions and refusing to return them.

Steve: Have you seen my pornos bro? Dan: Sorry buddy, I think Damon's gollumed them.

By apteryx

Used as a insult to anyone who is under average height, with facial features resembling Lord of the Ring's character Gollum.

Karl: I wear a loincloth. Karl: I am not a gollum. All: Yes you are.

By ThePrecious

To stick you finger up you partners bum hole i.e ring while whispering my prescious in there ear or if the mood takes you making a wierd coughin noise like ccoollluuummm!!

Did you hear last night I shagged adam and surprised him by fingering his arse he was fine with that but not very happy when i coughed gollum in his eye!!!

By bigbazz mum lover

the coolest CG character ever to be in any movie. also the coolest person ever in a movie, the coolest guy in LOTR, the books and the movie. i have a 36 inch talking cardboard stand up of him. it rules so much! ive basically memorized all his lines, and have even met andy serkis, the guy who played him. one of the coolest guys of all time.

gollum will kick your ass down to hobbiton

By Local LOTR Lover

Noun. 1. n. Character found in the book 'Lord of the Rings'. See also Smeagol. 2. n. A person who is very keen for marriage, usually a woman. 3. v. To desire something intensly.

Alice is a nice girl and all but shes a bit of a gollum I'd gollum a pizza right now.

By matthew szwec