What's on your mug?

When you fall over when trying to brush your teeth.

Haha he/she fell over, they are drunk.

By Bob_carter2

Someone who drinks as much as an alcoholic but doesnt having a problem

Person 1. You bloody alcoholic. Person 2. Im not an alcoholic, im a drunk. Alcoholics goto meetings.

By Nastas

Larry Williams from St John Bosco high school and his father Big Larry. Here are a few things these guys said. "At 38 years, I finally got me the woman that said those six words I wanted to hear all my life. "My dad owns a liquor store." "I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast" "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading"

He's such a drunk, the President of Budweiser Inc sends him a birthday card He so drunk the whole bar greets him by name when he comes in

By Jerrayl

The state in which you love everyone and everything is immensely attractive, after having consumed a large quantity of alcohol. OR the state in which when you fall down, you have to hold onto the floor out of the fear of falling off.

Aw man! I'm so drunk that your neighbours dog is the hottest darn woman I've ever seen. Now I'm gunna go rag her in the back yard.

By emmaitouchmyself

when you have to close one eye to keep people from splitting in two.

You just drank a boot full of alcohol, you should be drunk or dead, so you decide it's a good idea to hit on that seven which is now a nine. To keep from falling over and or vomiting you close one eye to keep that nine from becoming an 18.

By Paul Flora