What's on your mug?

An oversized, hideously ugly man or woman who leeches off of anyone around them.

I can't believe that blorp tried to steal my lunch!

By X_L_R_X

An ambiguous, potentially hostile, sex act.

Just because I blorped a bunch of dudes don't make me gay, mama.

By Steve Blichtenberg

When you burp and have an orgasm at the same time.

"Megan! I blorped so hard last night!" "Dude, I gave Megan the blorp. It was great."

By Plorberb

I don't freakin know

I really blorp you manuel.

By LoserLoVer458

A feeling when you don't really know what to do while on a call with friends.

I felt blorp on that call yesterday.

By FlingYourself