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dumbest kpop [idol] ever. attracts equally dumb fans. also shills [horse] [art] NFTs during his military enlistment.

"man, i just got cancelled on twitter for calling my cat [fat]. imagine how easy it would be to be a kpop idol because you can do the most idiotic shit and your fans [will] just say you're blind and deaf." "yes. that's why i'm so jealous of baekhyun. he can do the dumbest shit possible and his fans [will] still defend him" "wow must be great. but is he rich tho?" "of course he is. his china baidu [bar] fanclub bought 800,000 copies of his latest album they're all in [dusty] warehouses because nobody [fucking] cares about physical album sales in 21st century except egotistical kpop fandoms. and most importantly he has horse art NFTs in some eco friendly blockchain. he's a crypto billionaire! his [job] as a receptionist isn't super fulfilling i guess, so you need side hustles to keep the cool idiot idol lifestyle" "what do you mean by [job] as a receptionist?" "oh, he evaded joining the army. he's working in some government office. but i'm also guessing nobody heading the army, navy, and marines wants to babysit that 40 [iq] motherfucker for 18 months."

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