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A cosmetically modified car with stock engine AND Transmission. A person who drives a car as such. One who tries to impress with swift lane changing and badly timed gear changes

Look at that ricer, what a F**khead

By mofo

The antithesis of a genuine muscle car: A ricer: - Has a tiny-ass four banger engine. 2.4 liters already qualify as TEH HUEG. - Has an exhaust that makes the engine sound like it runs on farts instead of gasoline. - Needs incredible amounts of superfluous bullshit to look remotely cool, which includes poorly manufactured body kits, rear wings that don't provide any actual downforce (or are incorrectly tuned), shit paintjob, and brand decals where only 50% of the brands displayed are actually installed. - Usually has pretentious clear taillights. - Has inner workings so delicate they cost a fortune to mantain. - Has sissy, curvy looks that in the best cases look like a lame rip-off of an European supercar. Emphasis on "best cases". - Is driven by a person who thinks his shit car is on par with real Detroit muscle. A muscle car: - Has a humongous V8 engine. Even 5 liters qualify as small. - Has an exhaust that makes the engine growl like an angry dragon. - Only needs a rear wing, a slotted hood, and maybe a little paint job to look cool. - Does fine with stock taillights. - Can be fixed by your mom. - Has manly, angular looks that are actually authentic. - Is driven by a person who knows he's driving the real shit.

A ricer? You mean, the Corolla from that boy who ended up giving me his college loan? Here, let me show you. See all these tally marks? I have one for each ricer kid my Dodge Challenger has beaten.

By Da_Nuke

A portable device for cooking rice.

Ricers as cars? No Food.

By Flamer

Any Asian car, with numerous asthetic modifications. Gerenally contains numerous brand stickers, none of the parts made by the brand may be installed in the car. The car must also not be worth the money spent on it.

Look at that guy in that civic, What a ricer.

By Banana Duck

That Plymouth Neon that circles around the mall blasting his music trying to get peoples attention only to be for sale a few weeks later cause the kid got laughed at so much. A car that is constantly neutral dropped and looks like it belongs on mars.

Look out the neon is coming in for a landing! HAHA thats so rice All of that extra stuff on that civic makes it weigh so much more..I was in his car once and he had the pedal mashed to the floor and the stock 4 door civic with the old guy in it still passed him. Its so rice. He gets worse gas mileage in his 4000 pound civic automatic.

By Chris