Used as a response, to punctuate the severity of what is currently being spoken by the other person. Akin to saying "WTF", or "holy shit".
"So I'm riding down the highway, and the tire blows out on my bike." "Nice." "As if that wasn't enough, it got hit by a passing car on the shoulder!" "FUCKING NICE!!!"
By D. Gould
Verb -To be nice To rape someone (or just excessively wet willy them) and try to convince them that it's nice and they should like it.
Victim: WTF?! Rapist: This is nice. It hurts now but it will feel nice soon. Shhh don't tell anyone or i won't be nice to you anymore. I've been nice to all your friends and family... Victim: I don't like this Rapist: Stop lying it's nice. EVERYONE is doing it. Shhh... SHHHHHH! IT'S NICE I PROMISE **wet willy** See isn't this nice? Yes it's niiiiiice (:
By Silalalalaa
An abbreviation of the beer: Natural Ice
Person One: "Funnell this Nice and you are well on your way to becoming fucked up my good friend" Person Two: "Thanks dude!...ahhh nothing nicer than a nice Nice!!"
By Pumpetron
You know, I tried being this...
Hym "I tried being nice. But they don't like it. Genuinely. Humanity is a filthy slut that likes getting it's lily white ass smacked pink. And unless that's 'what you're into' then I'm not interested... Hahahahaha"
By Hym Iam
NICE is an acronym that illuminates the unflattering nature of the word, 'nice.' The acronym: Nevermind, It's Clearly Empty is often used to morph subjective niceness into objective ends.
Bro says "What do you think of his new girlfriend?" Moe says "Well... hmm... let's just say his new girlfriend is... NICE."
By uspirintiallity