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New Jersey

Excluding Atlantic City and parts of the Jersey shore, a state that is no where near as good as both downstate and upstate New York. Despite the stereotypes, New York is much more real, less materialistic, and has more interesting towns and places to hang out.

Johnny grew up in Bergen County, New Jersey but went to school in New Paltz, he always says how much nicer New York is and eventually wants to move there. Mary: Hey want to check out the newest bags from coach and sunglasses from Chanel at the Garden State Plaza? Then we can go to the diner Jess: Why go to the Garden State Plaza when you can go skiing in the Adirondacks, sightseeing at Niagara Falls, and go party in the Hamptons?

By Brownie Girl

New Jersey

I was born and have lived in this state all my life and love it. Yes if you're a true new jerseyian, you are conceited. Deal with it outsiders. New Jersey IS the best GOD DAMN STATE and I'll tell you why. Most of the successful people come from the state. Most of the smart people come from this state too. AND NO, I'M NOT AN IGNORANT NEW JERSEY GIRL. Yes we do have our skanks. BUT SO DOES CALIFORNIA, NEVADA, GEORGIA AND FLORIDA; The list goes on so if that's ignorant, fuck you, you damn fool. Most people of other states are jealous because we dress better (and match), we're fucking hot as shit, and a majority of new jerseyians are rich and spoiled. Discrimination happens...rarely. You have ghetto whites and blacks. You have a shit load of rich blacks...i for one am one and i like it. Many blacks are smart here. You'll find a whole bunch of blacks in AP courses. Everyone here owns atleast one pair of uggs, converse, nike, coach, juicy or any other name brand. So dont say people are poor because even people in newark have better cars than half of the people in other states. Yeah if your a southerner, then sit down because people in newark even have bigger houses than you and theyre suppose to be the poor town. Now most people get cars for christmas or birthdays. They range from Lexus to jeep to Range rover. we like the most expensive ones. When we go to the jersey shore, we say DTS (down the shore) learn it, live it, love it. We smell? Yah, .000000000001% of the state.

We have a reason to be conceited. What, we cant be confident? all the other states need a Self esteem boost. People are mad because they can't be as hot as us and can't get a new jerseyian. oh, and Btw, we dont pump our gas, we pump our fists because we're just that fucking great. In conclusion, New Jersey is the best fucking state. GET AT US

By dirtyjerseybitches

New Jersey

The most miss understood place in the USA due to all the trashy idiots on tv. New Jersey is not really like that don't judge a book by it's cover.

If you've never been to places in New Jersey like Caldwell, Montville, Trenton, Livingston, West Essex, Devor, and Springfield you can't judge New Jersey. Also if you haven't met all te people in New Jersey you can't judge people from New Jersey.

By catxoxo

New Jersey

A festering shit-hole located on the east coast. It's main dump is next to a major highway and brings forth a state-wide stench only comparable to the brotworst eating inhabitants' wet morning beer farts. It breeds some of the most worthless sub-human mutants on earth and is considered to be the unwashed crotch of the US. A place where the very word itself makes oneself puke in his soup, and gives children nightmares of disease infested, flea ridden prostitutes that overcharge.

"For crimes commited against humanity including 27 counts of rape, 90 counts of murder, 32 acts of piracy, and other crimes against humanity, I setence you for life imprisonment... In New Jersey"! "KILL ME NOW! The punishment is more than i can bare i dont deserve this"! ".... You know he really didn't do enough to deserve that after all".

By ProfessorHWMaroon

New Jersey

The best fuckin' place ever. Okay, first of all, stop with your little shit talking about new [jersey]. We don't say "joisey" we dont smell and we are conceded because we know were fuckin better then you. This is the true things you say bout us... We have an accent, its better than yours. We are the most educated, but we have bad grammer. Oh well. We do love bagles and pizza. We say "cawfee" and "tawk" and that type of shit. As you can tell we do curse a lot.(fuck mostly) The untrue shit you [bitches] say... We dont smell. For the last fuckin time we dont say "joisey" or what ever the hell that is. We know how to drive... you dont though. When we see out of state lisencs plates we porpousley drive "crazy" so you will talk shit and we feel better. Cuz we dont care. We have the best music scene. We have the most emo and scene kids... and they have the best taste in music. Some of the most famous people live(d) here... Bon Jovi, [Queen] Latifa, My Chemical Romance, Jay and Silent [Bob], Jay Leno(this list could go on) If you live in [Jersey], Youll probley never leave. If you live in south [jersey], you say your from "SOUTH [Jersey]" same for north and central. You also [hate] the people from the "other side" Im a jersey girl... i may be a slut but im not fuckin [trash]!! Keep talkin your shit cuz we all love it.

"I'm from New Jersey. I understand that tomorrow means a couple days When I ask for a regular coffee, it automatically comes with milk and sugar There's more strip clubs than gas stations We dont JOG in the park,we SMOKE there a "hot minute" means a long time I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. You always know WHERE THE WEED AT! There's always a liquor store that doesn't I.D If we like you.. we share.. if not, then [fuck you]! 18 to [party] and 21 to drink really means bring extra money for the bouncer. I know what real pizza tastes like & probably [hate] the pizza from your favorite pizza place. Everyone knows at least one girl who's a stripper All good mornings begin with a [bagel], all good nights end at a diner and of coarse all good parties end with a fight. It's pork roll, not taylor [ham] or canadian bacon. I go down to the shore not the beach Jersey girls are the best girls,just stay on their good side I can spend countless hours on the boardwalk doing absolutely nothing...and still have fun My second and third homes are the malls and wawa/7 11/[welsh] farms/sunrise parking lots I may say some [words] with an accent, but at least I don't say "[ya]'ll" I judge people by what exit they are off the turnpike or the parkway. I know 65mph really means 80. My road rage is outta control, so don't piss me off When I cut someone off, you get the [horn] and the finger Its pronounced NORK not Newark thats just [gay] It's TRENTIN not [Trenton] It's CAMDEM not Camden When somebody tries to mimic a jersey accent i wanna take a bat to their head.hahhah I know of a place or been in a scene of the Sopranos North Jersey goes to Seaside.. Central Jersey goes to Belmar.. and South Jersey goes to Wildwood. duh. I know what the exact [definition] of a "[Benny]" is. Only place you dont have to use the "New" part and people will still know where you are talking about. i.e. "Hampshire" wouldn't work, [ya] gotta say "New Hampshire" but sayin just "Jersey" everyone knows. The only state to have farms, beaches, cities, vacation resorts, mountains, and they are never any more than a 4 hour drive. Oh, and NYC and Philly are extremely close as well. We have our own (invisible) border....there's South Jersey & North Jersey..if you're from either you can't stand the folks from the 'other' and you make it clear to say "I'M FROM (SOUTH/NORTH) JERSEY!" To us the 'g' at the end of a word is silent..you know, what it ain't even there...I'm talkin' about takin' the 'g' outta our [words]...know what I'm sayin'?. If you don't there's no need for me to be talkin' to you anymore..go back to your own state! I'm from New Jersey and I love it cause we do it the fucking best."

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