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Cougar

Hot and sexy older woman, usually in her 40’s or 50’s, single or married, who is on the "hunt" for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. The cougar can frequently be seen in a padded bra, cleavage exposed, propped up against a bar waiting, watching, calculating; gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path. Cougars are True cougars are classy, beautiful creatures who have made their successes on their own, have real brains, and are real head turners. Man is cougar's number one prey!

Cougar Formula: Younger Age > Older Age/2 + 7

By millertime32

cougar

A top performance car made by mercury. It accels in street races, especially against fast cars such as jeep wranglers and town & country minivans. The Cougar comes equipped with a matching interior, comfortable back seats, and a speedometer that goes up to 210mph. The cougar can easily get more horsepower by getting a new exhaust system...but thats unnecessary because it comes standard with a V-4 engine and you can pay extra to upgrade to a V-6...

M. Paine: Steve want to race my BMW? Steve: No i don't want to waste gas because my cougar will definantly win.

By anonymous1234

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