What's on your mug?

DILF - acronym 1. Dad I'd Like to Fuck; a dad you'd like to fuck 2. Christian Bale

me: brb, masturbating to christian bale you: lol ok. he's a total DILF tbh

By lazmandertrottron

acronym for Daddy I Like to Fuck. The male equivalent of the MILF, or Mommy I Like to Fuck

Hey Sue, look at that DILF over there, me want some of that!

By shitforbrainz

Daddy i'd like to fuck. Seriously,, how do you guys mess this definition up?? It isnt hard? Noun Its like a milf,, which means the same thing except the M is for "mom" and D is for "Dad" ((obviously)). Its an older man you are interested in fucking. See daddy issues for more information on this subject.

"Omg gorl,, the Algebra II teacher is totally a dilf!!"

By Ms. Neckbeard

aka Niall Horan, a sexy Irish man who has the power to make you throb just by a single stare. not only does he have an incredibly sexy face but he has a massive dump truck for a bum, so hard to resist smacking it. everyone would get down on their knees for a taste of Niall he’s a literal god. Niall please have all of our children.

Niall Horan is such a dilf, I’m down bad for Niall Horan.

By definitelynotniallhoran

Dad I love to fuck

Page; Girl that hat on him was so sexy, I need to hook up with that Dilf. Candace: How many kids does he have? Page: 1 mabey 2, IDK, I just herd he was a dad. There more prepared in life. Hey, men call us Milf's! Candace: Your right. Only fare we get to want a Dilf too!

By arrhenotoky/lookitup