What's on your mug?

Someone who cannot make a full roast he just tries and gets laughed at

Matthew: Youre the type of guy to... Uh.... Uhhhhh..... I need to go

By Matthewsucksweewee

To do a Matthew means to forget to bring your shorts when going swimming

"Hey where's your shorts?" "Oh shit i forgot them, I can't believe I did a Matthew!"

By Nick fury

A nice, athletic, and funny person, also annoying sometimes and gets lots of girls. The antonym of ugly.

Hey, I met a Matthew yesterday, he's a cutie.

By Matty likes phatty

Matthew is a really smart male who loves to read but is also slightly competitive he's into sports and loves to hang out with his friends. He can seem a bit rude at first but in time he grows to be really kind with a hint of humor. He always has a way of making you happy but doesn't like too much responsibility,

Wow, that guy reading looks like a Matthew

By p¡nk

Matthew is a sexy mother fucker with an amazing 8 pack and muscles,he has already found his true love and never wants to let her go.Matthew is a charming lad with a great personality and he is easy to get lady’s attention.Matthew is unique and different.Any girl is lucky to have Matthew because he will love them till he dies.

“Darn have you seen Matthew today he is looking gorgeous “

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