What's on your mug?

the eye crust before it dries and its all saucy like drop of snot but some how it just sits in the corner of your eye

Goooood morn- Holy crap! honey you got a huge eye goober!

By KyleSmile&DogPile

A person having ricockulous homeliness and a tendancy towards redneck demeanor, activities, and intellect.

That snaggle-toothed, retarded looking, redneck Clint is such a fucking Goober.

By FagBoy

verb. An alternate take on the word goober; to goober- to actually laugh out loud while having a conversation with someone while conversing through texts or instant messages, where the other person's voice is not heard.

When you sent me that text in Biochem I goobered really badly. Everyone looked at me like I was a wierdo.

By Jojo Bobinson

1. a sweet, kindhearted person usually below 5' tall. while a goober can be shy and and reserved, a goober tends to become wild, sing songs no one knows, growl, bite, and run around, but despite all of this is truely beautiful. 2. a wild animal that attends Bishop Eustace who should not be allowed in public due to her extreme self control problems. 3. a water bottle and hand biting beast that takes German 4. one who wishes they were a disney princess, mostly pocahontas. 5. one who pisses their pants when they laugh too hard 6. one who has extreme infatuations with unattractive hippies.

Stop being such a Goober!!!

By Jiffy Comcast

someone who does something extremely uncool.

Oh my gawd, you are such a goober!

By Sheila S