What's on your mug?

The amazing state of mind where, You are no longer simply drinking the beer, You ARE the beer.

omg *intoxicated laughter* i'm drunk lol

By poppity poppins the chicken pi

When you drunk to much funny juice 🤪

I got drunk off of some “funny juice”

By Egeheghegege

What I am right am right now. I an oretty drink rn. Kinds feels like i an s lol. Everuthing i think is fun. Plz help me

Wow i am preety drunk

By SuperiorIndian69420

Like an uncle, only drunker.

When you need to hold on to something to prevent yourself from falling off the earth, that's when you know that you're drunk. (Or you're an Uncle)

By Iwillshove59fuctosupyou

When you drink alcohol to the extent that your mental and physical capabilities are impaired. You might experience drowsiness, lack of coordination, vision problems, and more. Note: you can't give real consent when you are drunk or high.

Person A: Dude, did you hook up with me last night? Person B: No way, you were drunk as hell. I wouldn't do that. Person A: Oh, okay, thanks.

By pitayaturtle