What's on your mug?

A guy named Keagan

Keagan is a giant douche canoe

By Potato chips taste good

Noun: An individual capable of such douchebaggary, that their capacity well exceeds the confines off just a bag.

That Billy Hotdog is such a douche canoe, he had to sign a written agreement with his boss, limiting his overabundant workplace douchebaggary.

By Bigbrothathunda!!!

Douche Canoe, a oversized maxipad used to catch all the nastiness that filters out of a females vaginal cavity after douching.. much like a pantie liner..

Sarah if I wouldn't have used a douche Canoe I would have ruined my panties..

By Model Ynohtna

Vagina that is blown out that a pad tampon floats around in it.

That bitches tampon floats around like a douche canoe.

By Camel creeper

Insult to any gender that implies top tier douche bag status.

"If I put a spoiler on my Daewoo you think the chick's would dig it?"..........."No Brad, you already look like a DOUCHE CANOE as it is by owning a daewoo alone."

By Ahhstin666