Cats
The cutest animal on earth, tiny villains with knives in between their fingers, will probably take over the world by 2023. Cats can literally kill you with cuteness, cats can be very affectionate but they could also kill you. Cats can also shape-shift. If you scare a cat she will turn into a ping pong paddle. if you provoke a cat in some way, it will turn into a killing machine. When cats are asleep, they turn into cute fluff balls. When you wake up a cat, they will DESTROY you in the form of a jumping tornado of knifes. If cats are surely a higher civilization, you wonder, what do cats think of me? They think of you as a source of paps and food
You must be pretty stupid if you don't know what cats are.
By Crystal_4x4