Soft, squishy, just perfect, in every mans deams
Her boobs were just sitting there as she sat, and as she stood up to walk to her next class, they jiggled, while running to her next class, they bounced and moved in all ways possible. She wasn't wearing a bra, she walks into your next class and sits by you, where you stare at them the whole time.
By Blackwrx000
Things on a woman's chest that seduce a man to do whatever the woman wants.
Woman: "Can I have $1000 for these new shoes?" Man: "Hell NO why do you need shoes that cost that much of my fucking money?" Woman: (Flashes her boobs) "Now can I have the money?" Man: "Here take my credit card" Man: (Realizes what he has done) "GOD DAMMIT I hate it when she does that, now I have no credit card for about two weeks, and I will have to owe even more money to the credit card company but damn I love playing with them"
By Dylan Alvarez
Two soft puffy bags located on the chest used to sexually attract and create pleasure when exposed.
Craig : Wow I could stare at Kiersten's Boobs all day! Chad : Yeah I sure do miss them they were fun to suck on and squeeze! Steve : Hey guy's like my new Boob Job I just feel so sexy! Chad : MMMMMM! MMMMMM! LaLaLaLaLa! Steve : Oh Chad I think I just ejaculated in my pant's! Craig : WHAT THE FUCK DUDE ARE YOU KIDDING ME! Chad : Hey man Boob's are Boob's! Craig : That's just totally fucked up! Chad : Can't help it man had to have Boobs!!! Craig : He's a dude with Boobs! Chad: Hey Craig what size are your Boobs? Craig : Get away from me you sick bastard!
By SlopNChop
The reason women are the most powerful beings in the world, and yet think they are treated unfairly and should have equality with men. Which in all respects would be a considerably large step down.
With great power comes great responsibility and the female population uses that power for 90% of their lives with little responsiblity.(I.E. Boobs)
By The Great American
Something guys have to look at while talking to girls.
"Okay, Why do women have boobs? So that guys can have something to look at while talking to them!" -Family Guy-
By The Puerto Rican Jew