What's on your mug?

a massive yellow dildo

-I was at his house and I saw his sister playing with a banana!

By Arman

Asian guy who hates his own race, his family, his culture, and especially himself. He yearns for surgical treatments to change his eyelid shape, and uses dyes to change his skin and hair coloration. Blue eyed pupils and natural blond hair are widely desired, but futile in effort (Dr Mengele experimented with changing pupil coloration by injecting ink with fatal results). His greatest dream is complete genetic modifcation, cleansing himself of his hereditary curse so that he may produce more children embracing wonderous western customs. Note that the banana (preferred over the less macho Twinkie), would never touch or own anything Asian. For it he had control of his well-earned money (his family would often shake every cent out of him before he can spend it), he would buy domestic products: American made Hummer H1, Ford/Dodge/Chevy trucks (preferably Cummins/Duramax Diesel engine), and order rectangular pizza over the phone, with the sauces and toppings arranged in a way that it resembles the American flag.

Chang Tan - Western enthusiast, and a figure of anti-Asian traditions.

By Chang Tan

A long yellow fruit that is known to resemble a penis.

Bananas are yellow. Yay.

By ...

"Go Banana" a quote from Ralph Wiggum on the television show "The Simpsons" who was trying to role a banana on the bus

Other quotes from this episode: "We'll live like kings, Damn hell ass kings!" "Nelson-How many monkey Butlers will there be? Bart-One at first, but he'll train others." "I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's" "Thats no monster, thats my tummy."

By Anonymous

A banana is a delish, curved fruit, that is yellow when ripe, Bananas are also famous for sing about peanut butter jelly, and dressing in pyjamas and chasing teddy bears

Bananas, in pyjamas, will chase the teddy bears while singing "ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME" and then will be eaten by the teddy bears

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