What's on your mug?

A guy who jerks off without vasoline.

By Osama Bin Brady

someone who is very selfish and thinks he can wanke his wife and girlfriend through a whole year without thinking the wanker secret comes out.

big bad wanker in dublin (j.)

By missus

Someone who shirks responsibility, fails to live up to commitments, breaks promises, discloses secrets, or finds ways to avoid doing his or her part.

He got into the Guard and then didn't even show up? What a wanker.

By Jim Nageotte

Someone that listens to Trance music

Paul Oakenfold is a wanker of a DJ.

By Slap!Nastee

one who seems happy to go through life in a allmost homosexual frolicking manner not realy skilled nor capable of much normally an anoyance you would have little or no respect/confidence in this person also known as someone who likes to masturbate to an excessive degree

"damn it lenny quit being a wanker and help us get this done" "you did it again? whats wrong with you ya wanker" "aww look little timmys balls just dropped and hes allready spankin it hes gonna grow up to be such a wanker" "Geroge bush is a wanker, but thats taking it easy on him"

By HeYzUs