What's on your mug?

A yummy food to swallow.

Sam loves swallowing children after rough gay intercourse.

By gaymonke47

Children means those tiny little devils that run around causing havoc.

"Damn it, Laura! I didn't know that we're gonna have so many children!"

By ash da legend

the best food in the city. only found in the finest places: basements, parks, schools, and near pipe bombs.

I know a fine place to eat some juicy children!~ pablos cellar.

By SnakePiy

Children are these stupid creatures that nobody asked to exist in this world. Everyone says these creations are made through sex and all that crap, but that is actually all just a lie, people just have sex for the fun of it and don't admit it. Next people get pregnant. That is actually all just a setup, and people just put pillows (or watermelons depends how strong they are) under their shirts to make it seem more realistic. The last step is the hospital to get the child out of their *coughs* pussy. Well, people actually just do that for the look of it. Now let me tell you how children are actually created. So these pelicans basically just like spawn some random child out of like their ass, and then they leave it in some random cardboard box beside the hospital, and then what happens is the nurse quickly throws out the watermelon, grabs that random child, and then she's just like, "YOOOOOOOO here's your newborn child congrats!" And then the woman supposibly giving birth to the child is like, "YOOOOOOOO I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT MY VERY OWN CHILD WOULD LOOK LIKE DEFINITELY NOT LIKE SOME RANDOM PELICAN BROUGHT IT HERE!!" So yeah kids now you know how children are made 🤗

Yay. Children. Also don't mind the gif it randomly fits perfectly-

By Super_Awesome_Gaming_Creature

1. Beautiful beings of love and joy 2. disgusting parasite, especially when they are a teenager 3. ugly and annoying, especially babies, all they do is dispense poop

1. Oh, children are so sweet! 2. I just want to get rid of all of my children, they are so annoying! 3. My children are so ugly, I have a baby and it won't stop crying!

By AM3THYSTG30D3