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Tony is into girls that a significantly younger than him as well as into kpop and gets absolutely no bitches

ur a dumbass tony and u get no bitches

By Hey_Hey_Hey

tony's are so great and amazing i love them sm slay

"Hey is his name Tony?" "Yeah?" "OH MY GOD EWE HAVE TO TALK TO HIM!!"

By jaws15

Shred Brooooooooos. Pro surfer dud

Tony loves to surf!

By ieatchocolatesauce

Slobbery. Likes to lick things. DO NOT touch his blankie! Will power range you in the nuts. Duct tapes all gifts. Video game abuser. Chin talking, strong bad dancing, mustache winning. Wasps and bees are attracted to all boys named Tony. Calls pads tampon patches. Will talk in his sleep. Huge member.

That bee just stung me like my name is Tony! That food looks so good, my mouth made a tony.

By Smithing Awesome

Derived from cockney rhyming slang 'Tony Blair', Nightmare. It refers to when something has gone as bad as it could possibly have done, and is synonomous with the phrase 'epic fail'. Can be used in a variety of sentences;

'You've had an absolute Tony...' 'Fuck me sideways and call me Tony!' 'Heavens to Tony!' 'Person 1: Dude, i snapped my banjo last night wanking... The rest of the group: TOOONNYYY!' 'You might as well just be called Tony'

By Johan van der Schmut