What's on your mug?

Jake From RCPD:FR is drunk in a nutshell, which means you should be dead type of drunk.

"I'm as drunk as Jake"

By Pricksville222

When you family friend shives bourbon down your dad’s throat (preferably your Mexican tia)

Tia: come on just one more ( three shots later) your dad and tia are DRUNK fighting in the living room

By Nobylomaim

are you drunk?

person a: are you drunk person b: yes

By mklkjfsldjfskljdfls

when someone be drinkin' too much spicy water at your party and suddenly she be going skinny dippin'. she will prob wake up the next morning in someone she doesn't even know's bed. oof to this gurl.

bestie: omg alyssa is so drunk bestie's bf: yeah you should stop her she already stripped in front of the whole school. bestie: oh sh*t

By IsThis4Real

Drunk, is my dad. When he gets home

the defind definition of drunk, is my dad goes to the garage, and comes back in. looking like a, girraf who did not eat in days.

By Drunk_jim